Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Must Read)

More and more men are complaining about what they call the women's strategies. Excuses they claim the sisters readily come up with (besides the good old i am tired and i am having head ache) when they do not want to be "ministered to".

At a tongue wagging session with married girlfriends (recently) – some of my ladies shared their escape strategy on the days that Oga has indicated interest to fire down-and they are not in the mood.

1. One said that on such nights she simply wears a pyjamas -knowing that her husband hates anything he has to fuss over-when he is all up.



2. The second lady said that she resorted to wearing non sexy night gowns on such nights but when she realized that her Oga does not mind(so long as there is any point of entry)-she then started wearing something that will be all buttoned/zipped up-on such nights that she is simply not in the mood.

3. Another said that when she suspects the man don balance for action on the bed-she will find chores in the kitchen to keep busy with until he dozes off…and she will tip toe to bed (careful not to remind him of his unfinished business-through body contact) and moves to the extreme end of the bed.


4. Another said that the best exit strategy is to stuff her vee jay with tissue paper to simulate her period.


5. The funniest contribution came from the lady (that spoke last); she said that on such nights, she simply starts acting up. She starts by wearing a frown that greets every small talk/gesture that her husband tries to initiate before trying to start a mini fight. Apparently, he suspected what was going on. So the last time she tried it, he said to her ‘’my dear, I swear to God- we will not fight o…at least not tonight. Just unsqueeze that face because your plans will not work today’’. She said that she fell on his body-laughing so hard. Trust men…he moved in for the kill immediately…while our lady was yet to realize what hit her. Lolzz

Please feel free to share your strategy with us…Oga no go hear, I promise!

To the men…why is it difficult to understand that she may not always be in the mood to be touched? It does not mean that she does not ‘gbadu’ your kini again…just that she is not in the mood at that particular point in time…eeerrr make Oga sef dey rest nau, haba!

Imagine the various strategies Men are forcing the sisters to adopt… just to escape it! lolzz

So my dear SNB wives, husbands or even couples to be , Contribute...


Source: Lailasblog.