This mus be the Funniest Break-up Text Ever?

 This 30-year-old man's break up text to his girlfriend of two months has gone viral after he listed six reasons why they should stop dating. The man, whose name appears to be 'Bobo', sent the text last Monday just before his then partner planned a weekend away to attend a friend's wedding without him. And according to him, his Sydney woman was 'rude to his cat", uses foul language and won't disclose how many sexual partners she's ever had. Who would, mbok? lol.