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Monday 22 June 2015

Guys, See TThe 7 Main Types Of Slaps...LOL

Reading this articles just makes me laugh plus you need to see it for yourself...
There are 7 major types of slaps, they are:

1)TAKE AWAY SLAP:
This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians.
2)RESOUNDING SLAP:
This is when after you're hit, u keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii, and voices on your head singing skelewu.

3) FORMATTING SLAP:
This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself asking questions like " what did I do?" " who slap me? This type is very common, it is a slap from guys who are stronger than you.

4) EXPLANATION SLAP:
When someone gives you this kind, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. E.g..
Bros, sheebi you been dey watch? I been no do anything o, I just dey pass na. This is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time.lol

5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP:
When you receive this kind, all you do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. This slap is from elder brothers.

6)RHETORICAL SLAP:
The moment you download this slap u start asking questions that don't need reply " tochi , you slap me?.." 
7. RESPONDING SLAP :
When you slapped somebody with boldness and the person turn the slap back to you twice .
There is no doubt that in our lives' experiences we have received one or more of these slaps,

lolzz cant stop laughing out load...
Which one have u ever received no lies because I know we've all being slap one way or the other?... Lolzzz.
Have a pleasant day ahead

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