Message To All Wives and Girlfriends

The FIFA World Cup in Brazil is almost here, so let us give you a few rules that will help all of us during
the months of June and July;

1. The TV remote control belongs to me for the whole month.

2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed on any of the days during the World Cup because we won't
go!

3. You support the teams that I support

4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game. Make sure the baby does not cry
also.

5. Repeats and highlights are as good as the main match, so I'm gonna watch them too.

6. We can see movies/home video (no Telemundo and African Magic) provided actors and actresses
are wearing soccer jerseys and they are in Brazil.

7. You don't just pass in front of the TV if am watching any match, you better freeze where you
are or crawl on the floor.

8. Make sure you don't ask silly questions such as; "is this Chelsea versus England?"

9. No funny faces to my friends when they come to watch a match with me. 10. Smile every time EXCEPT when my team is Losing, OR ELSE!!!

11. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related.

12. Nigeria will make it to the final round. Do not dare predict otherwise.

You are warned! Thank you,
GENTLEMAN'S ASSOCIATION